In Frantic Factory, theres a musical toy puzzle holding a golden banana.Even the two bumbling operators are bickering over which direction to go. Rool's henchmen, and makes you wonder if they drive like crazy. This shows the general incompetence of K. And when the Kremling Krew's naval fortress hilariously slams into a rock, the ship has trouble starting up initially, then goes in reverse (with back-up beeper noises) and continues its course to DK Isle.Another Kremling standing next to him facepalms and shakes his head simultaneously, like the guy just ran into a brick wall. His solution? Push some buttons, unfortunately nothing happens, so he decides to bang his head on the control panel and it works to his delight. During the opening cinematic, one of the Kremlings is working on the Blast-O-Matic when the power suddenly turns off.(Clasping his face with a whimper) Look at my poor old nose! I wanna go lie down now, I'm not feeling all well. And I've singed both my wings! Then one of them got really big and punched me in the face. Rool's attention) Oh, it was awful, Master! Those horrible Kongs threw nasty barrels at me that went bang! Knocked me into the lava, they did. Cranky's quotes in the manual, as per usual ĭodagon: (Screeching in pain, drawing K.Rather than having any ghosts like they did before, a couple basic critters seem to have "wandered onto the wrong set" so to speak and just grabbed a sheet, painted spooky eyes on it and called it a day. Even Creepy Castle proper shows that the Kremlings are kinda stretched thin, as proven by the Kritter-in-a-Sheet.The fact that it comes after the Creepy Castle stage just makes it better. And how do you make its arms and then its head snap off? Why, by launching yourselves out of cannons right at the cut-out's face. One of the Kremlings provides really absurd voices for the cut-out, including making it react to having its arms unexpectedly snapped off. Rool, that is somehow capable of shooting laser beams). The absurdity of the circumstances (With no guardian to protect the seventh key, some Kremlings have constructed a crude cardboard cut-out of King K. Every second of the King Kut-out battle.In his intro proper he not only opens up with a belly dance of sort, but when he's demonstrating his strength by hurling a giant boulder at an unseen target, he has a moment to realize his mistake before the boulder comes back to flatten him.And before his intro, he tries to perform the spin the rest do, but holds it for too long and dizzily loses balance before falling over.After the rest of them look at him questioningly, he just shrugs helplessly. When the Kongs are performing The Wave, he just stands there clueless the whole time, missing his cue whenever it circles to him.He performs a power slide properly, but was too close to the camera and damaged it with the impact against his belly.During each transition that has him performing a dance move, he fumbles it in some way:.His reaction afterwards of holding his hands to his face in shock makes it even better. During the first "D! K!" cue, he goes the opposite way with his arm swipe and reaches too far, accidentally knocking Lanky straight offscreen.He runs off and dashes back in with his regular clothes. To start, he shows up to the rap in a shiny purple suit with an afro (pictured above) until he realized nobody else was dressed like him.As nightmarish as Mad Jack may be, the fact that he has the voice of Donald Duck is strangely hilarious.Mad Jack's hilarious Oh, Crap! face before he falls to his supposed death.Even if you haven't rescued Tiny yet, Chunky still persuades you to choose Tiny.And if you got to him from Tiny, she'll promptly agree to his request with an energetic "Tiny!".Chunky's attempts to get you to play as someone else:.Lumsy's cage, with predictable results, and is sent flying again into the ocean. And finally the ending of the fight where Candy distracts him with her "assets" so Funky can finish him with a boot bazooka to the ass, sending him flying.Rools boot so she can prick his toes into submission! This makes the giant reptile hit his head while hopping around on one foot after losing his balance. Tiny is up and she fights by shrinking down and going into the hole in K. Rool's head and all of them, except for the referee, end up getting squashed. Before the round starts, a group of Kritters are pulling the spotlight off K.
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What makes it better is that during this round, Lanky fights by making him slip on banana peels!
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Rool is literally just stumbling around with his head stuck in a giant spotlight.
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